A fat israeli dick that won't follow the jewish eating rules or shit, a guy that talks to all the teachers in order to get good grades and actually succedes. Someone that has a chin as big as a cow and a moustache that will grow to being like Hitler's. A guy that always wears a combination of red, blue, and black. Sometimes he brings a blue shirt and thinks he's cool.
by iamanapplepen April 3, 2019

Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
by A Respected Authority November 22, 2020

Is a serious of sketches by jaiden Williams on youtube. Ron is the scientific one of the roomates causing unusual events such as, a chair clipping in and out of reality, creating a blackhole by attempting to preform photosynthesis
Guy1: Your remind me of Ron from unusual events (Ron and Grayson) because you caused a fire in our oven
Guy2: OUR KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!
Guy3: it’s fine
Guy2: OUR KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!
Guy3: it’s fine
by Victorvandommymommy November 9, 2022

Bi-ron- 1)to stalk a female for weeks before asking them out so you can pretend to have common interest.
2) to have a micro penis.
2) to have a micro penis.
1)That chick is hot. I might go pull a Bi-ron so I can trick her into letting me take her out.
2) God sure showed me who's the boss by giving me this Bi-ron.
2) God sure showed me who's the boss by giving me this Bi-ron.
by Bag Boss October 19, 2022

Ronald Weasley is a red haired creature who is a pure blood. He comes from the weasley family Which are very poor. They mostly wear second hand robes until they struck it rich by marrying and leaching off other families ie Potter and Granger whole Ron Weasley hangs out in the Joke Shop. He has average grades and is often overshadowed.
by Illiterate AK47 April 4, 2022

Ron buck is an amazing phenomenon whereby you get your balls and jam them in a crevice and and the friction between balls and boulders ensures a fountain of gizz all over a Pepsi can. Tackle souths
by Dennis Bets September 29, 2013

The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024
