touched by the d

1. Someone who has down syndrome.

2. Someone who looks like they have down syndrome.

1."A bus lot of them came last night, all touched by the d"

2."Look at him, he looks like he's been touched by the D"

by Fleece March 16, 2007

Golden Touch

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.

I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.

by Efdious March 29, 2006

keep in touch

What someone (but usually a guy) says when he knows he'll never contact you again. A less dickish version of "I'll call you".

Wow, last night was amazing. Keep in touch!

by fokkenlarney June 8, 2015

bad touch

Purposeful sexual contact with a family member.

I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister

by martin_sergeant October 25, 2003

touching cloth

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

touch-explosives

explosives that are friction activated

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives

by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009

Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.

Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.

by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 8, 2010