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Shank

Move , get from round
Shank jit
by @pologsux July 10, 2023
mugGet the Shankmug.

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025
mugGet the I Shank Backmug.

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
mugGet the Shankmug.

gutter shank

A gay guy that jerks off on another mans face then cums in his mouth then the man that got the cum spits it into another mans mouth
by Fuckin bitchs May 14, 2014
mugGet the gutter shankmug.

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.
Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!
by some nonce January 9, 2018
mugGet the shanking weedsmug.

Shank

Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.
Chaps I have just shanked, you were all right, it is like being touched by god.
by Scrumbum September 25, 2014
mugGet the Shankmug.

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen
"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*
by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017
mugGet the Schnitzel Shankmug.

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