T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
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CPH Ratio

Cunts Per Hectare Ratio - The number or density of undesirable persons likely to be inhabiting a space or venue or location, at any given time.
Malc; Hey Claire, do you fancy going into town on Saturday night?
Claire; Not on your life, nelly. The CPH Ratio will be through the roof.
by ClaireR February 26, 2025
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Bounce to ounce ratio

The ratio between the size (or weight) of breasts and the level of bounce during walking or a light jog
Did you see that? Lorenzo's new girlfriend has an unbelievable bounce to ounce ratio!
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L+Ratio

The definition of L+Ratio is the lowest point in somebody's argument, their secret but terrible weapon in an argument.
"L+Ratio"
"Get Ratiod"
"Big L"
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L + Ratio

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L+Ratio

Slang term for when an opponent in an argument has an "L take", presumably with less supporters to supprot their winning in the ratio battle.
"The Bee Movie isn't *that* great." "L+Ratio"
by L+Ratio+BadPseudonym February 13, 2023
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L+ratio

When your social media commentary receives substantially more downvotes and negative comments than likes.
Dude's been shitposting and trolling. All his threads have been L+ratio'd.

It's so obvious, nobody takes him serious. Maybe he should just stop.
by AvangionQ September 21, 2023
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