by anonymous October 10, 2021

One who can lie habitually with a strategy to convince others that the alternate universe that they live in is actually reality .
by -her February 24, 2024

by white1ighter January 20, 2022

I bought this item from this shop.... Boom! The shop doesn't know about it's existence.... Oooh! A delivery guy just brought it to me not quite long... I ordered it online.
Are u fucking kidding me? That's a complimentary lie... You want me to believe that shit!
Are u fucking kidding me? That's a complimentary lie... You want me to believe that shit!
by Lordblinkz February 5, 2022

(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds
Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.
Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'
Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

Person1:" Bro when you gonna give me back my 5 dollars."
Person2: "No lie bro i got you on Wednesday."
Person2: "No lie bro i got you on Wednesday."
by FonutYt October 10, 2021
