More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
by >urban the hub February 5, 2021
Get the Lewis Carlylemug. A great lad.
Despite his lack of a cock, Lewis makes an all-round decent guy. He doesn’t have parents, and it is a mystery of science how he exists
Despite his lack of a cock, Lewis makes an all-round decent guy. He doesn’t have parents, and it is a mystery of science how he exists
by Oogaboogabitchboy September 16, 2020
Get the Lewismug. The kind of person you can depend on and is always up for laugh. They're fun, sexy and easy to talk to as they're also good listeners, they're hard working and ambitious, kind and caring and is strong willed and occasionally stubborn.
Good looking but doesn't believe it and can occasionally become aggressive if a compliment is persisted with.
Good looking but doesn't believe it and can occasionally become aggressive if a compliment is persisted with.
Me: Hey can i talk to you about something
Lewis Mc (stops what they're doing): Yeah what is it?
Me: You have such gorgeous eyes they're so clear and blue!
Lewis Mc: Thanks (eyes shift away)
Me:No i mean it....
Lewis Mc: Ok.
Me: Seriously!
Lewis Mc: OK CAN'T YOU JUST DROP IT!
Lewis Mc (stops what they're doing): Yeah what is it?
Me: You have such gorgeous eyes they're so clear and blue!
Lewis Mc: Thanks (eyes shift away)
Me:No i mean it....
Lewis Mc: Ok.
Me: Seriously!
Lewis Mc: OK CAN'T YOU JUST DROP IT!
by SmoothTalker82 September 26, 2010
Get the Lewis Mcmug. Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.
“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”
“Yes!”
“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
“Yes!”
“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021
Get the Lewis Evansmug. 
Lewis is the greatest guy you will ever meet. he is funny, has a giant dick, is the funniest person. Lewis is a keeper, if u ever meet one never let him go because you will regret it till the day you die. Lewis will always care for you because he is the nicest person in the world and loves you so much.
yo did you hear that new kid lewis is so hot!!??
yeah im with him because he is so hot and he has a massive horse cock!!!
yeah im with him because he is so hot and he has a massive horse cock!!!
by popping pimple pies November 22, 2020
Get the Lewismug.