jose

better than summers

oh shi u heard abt jose

the one who’s better than summers??
yes yes that one

by yomommambest May 03, 2022

Jose

New Orleans penitentiary term originally pronounced dose, as in someone's dosing you(putting money on your books)like a dose of medicine to keep you content while passing time, but illiterates started mispronouncing it.

Shawanda: who's gonna jose you? Cuz you owe me 2 noodles bitch!
Keisha: my mans foda be! Ima get em to ya!

by poppyqueen May 24, 2023

Jose

Jose is really gay and likes boys. Jose is 1ft tall and has no bitches.

Girl 1: is that Jose, the gay one?
Girl 2: yeah, you can hardly see him because he's always surrounded by bbc.

by Sexyman4694 November 22, 2023

Jose

A ugly man with a harry chest who obviously will never know what shave means

I have a teacher named jose and dang does he look like a gorrilla

by Yrsc May 17, 2018

Jose

Pot head who passes out while he's sitting up on a chair and passes out when he says he gonna chill with you
Or friend who constantly passes out on you or comes to hang out with only to pass he enjoys passing out on your couch on your chair and you bed. If he's not passed out at your place he's passed out at another another place. He habitually passes out bit will not never admit to it

V:hey where's jose wasn't he suppose to hang out with us tonight?
M:you know what jose is doing right now.
V:.....passed out?
M: passed out

by Greed117 December 13, 2018

JOSE

Is a very ugly tall emo person that like to be fucked by men and all he does is cry and all he dose is look ugly asf and he ates alot like a fat cow like shi Jose you can just kys fuck your so anoyyoing like fuck no one likes you just kys.

Jose leave your ugly

by Faxshi November 21, 2021

Jose

Jose is someone who cares about other peoples well being. And gets alot of pussy

Damn. Look at jose, hes eating her out in that car.

by Josegetspussy March 07, 2018