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Call of Duty Flu

An epidemic that swept most of North America and some of Europe on November 10th, 2009.

When Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was released there was a massive amount of high school and other students that did not attend school on November 10th and 11th (2009).

This was due to the urge to continuously play the newly released game for long amounts of time, with little to no rest.

Although the release has come and gone. It is not uncommon for someone from the ages of 12 to 18 to skip a day of school periodically to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. This is only lingering side effects of the Call of Duty Flu.
I can't hangout after school, I didn't go today because I had the Call of Duty Flu.

Mom, the only reason I didn't go to school was because I had the Call of Duty Flu!
by PattyBadFingers November 12, 2009
mugGet the Call of Duty Flumug.

Pork Scotch Flu

A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."
Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.

Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
mugGet the Pork Scotch Flumug.

swine flu jigga

What is said when one is explaining to a black person why their school field trip to six flags was canceled.
kid1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHYS THE TRIP CANCELED???????
kid2: swine flu jigga
mugGet the swine flu jiggamug.

Redneck Flu Shot

Cheap bourbon and Nyquil, served lukewarm in a shot glass.
Last year I started feeling sick, so I took 3 Redneck Flu Shots. Woke up 4 days later in a puddle of my own drool. Felt great though.
by freeman42 January 30, 2012
mugGet the Redneck Flu Shotmug.

alien death flu

noun
1.
Alien Death influenza.
2.
a specific variety of influenza, named for its point of dissemination: contracted primarily from aliens attempting abduction of unwilling humans. Generally associated with malaise, runny nose, chest congestion, extreme exhaustion, and generalized homicidal and suicidal tendencies.
Stay away from Susan she has "Alien Death Flu" and may bite your head off and infect you with it.
by pixiegrumble March 19, 2010
mugGet the alien death flumug.

Flu flamming

A Mike that would suck dick in jail for money- phrase was famously used on a New York native Michael Deron Jamille Banks Hollyfield
by Gypsyhussle July 25, 2019
mugGet the Flu flammingmug.

Freddy Mercury Flu

Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) causes acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) and interferes with the body's ability to fight infections. The virus can be transmitted through contact with infected blood, semen, or vaginal fluids.
You've been sick and coughing for weeks and it sounds like it's getting worse. Are you sure you don't have the Freddy Mercury Flu?
by User202 October 14, 2019
mugGet the Freddy Mercury Flumug.

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