Crossed Word

When someone sends you a text using the Word or itap function on their cell phone and it doesn't make sense because Word guessed something other than the desired word. Usually occurs in texts sent by teenage girls.

Matt: Hey check out this text I got, it says "Was I wearing my cat at your house earlier?".

Jim: Did Katie leave drunk?

Matt: No I think he meant to say HAT but the text got crossed word.

by It Was Written March 14, 2010

Star-Crossed

To be tripping on LSD and taking dabs at the same time.

Alex was tripping dick and decided to take some dabs to get Star-Crossed

by SupaPsycadelics January 26, 2018

joel cross

gay lord who plays 2k16

"oh that guy likes boys", "yeah, he must be a joel cross"

by Ilovechicken12345 May 9, 2017

Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

by D addy September 12, 2021

cross the sauce

This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.

Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

crossing swords

When two males engage in unorthadox fucking by rubbing their dicks together.

Were you and Ryan engaged in sexual intercourse before his death?

Do you mean were we crossing swords?!

by BlahBlahBla!! June 27, 2008

criss cross

Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.

"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"

by MIREYA January 5, 2006