the cons

The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:

Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy

Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever

Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!

Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!

in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*

Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!

the cons.

by Sree Kohli November 11, 2008

con

meaning: unnamable.

man ohio's cow milk is just.. con.

by Daniel Zappier March 15, 2023

Air con and suck on

The sexual act of turning on the A/C to the coldest and then sucking on cock.

“Lets turn on the air con and suck on my cock.”

by Mrcake115 June 16, 2023

reina del arroz con pollo

A disturbing video that shouldn't be searched up

The video contains SA and humiliation of a prisoner who is in for SA titled Reina del arroz con pollo

by GHX$T December 9, 2023

Con Clark

He is the definition of a sped, if you see him, put him in a cage. He is a retard.

“Put con Clark in the cage”

by Bleat November 29, 2019

(Con)text

Confusion that develops as a result of incorrect interpretation of a text message usually due to misunderstanding of tone

I was having trouble helping my friend understand my tone and I think I was a victim of (con)text

by RedStarHippie December 23, 2023

Con pawn

Someone who blindly votes/leans conservative.

Think tool: an object to be manipulated.

Saw this guy the other day, shouting at everyone who would listen about how making America great again involved blindly following the conservative agenda. He spelled conservative wrong. Total con pawn!

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018