Carpet Crasher

A male, or female, player that gets a lot of vagina.

"I wish I was a Carpet Crasher."

by Mr. Chipps December 20, 2007

Carpet minger

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

by Hoofster May 29, 2014

Carpet People

1. People that have hairy backs and arms
2. People that travel with pets in their cars
3. People that treat their cars like pets

Ex1. Did you see that carpet person, he had so much hair on him you couldn't tell that he was not wearing a shirt from a distance.
Ex2. Considering the number of people travelling with their pets on this motorway I would say that we are on a carpet people motorway.
Ex3. Do you have a dog? No my car is my true joy. I am a carpet person through and through.

by Clearly Confused June 12, 2010

Carpet Hungry

1. Expressing a sudden desire to perform the cunnilingial arts, akin to the munchies.

see also Hungry like the wolf.

God dammit, I'm carpet hungry. Why didn't I get my last licks in when I got the chance?

by Monty Park September 30, 2008

Carpet Bomb

When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.

"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."

by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015

carpet nashing

Anyone performing oral sex on a woman. Specifically the representation of the 😖 Emoji for the unhappy carpet nasher, and the 😛 Emoji used for "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher.

She didn't know there would be carpet nashing that evening and had forgotten to take a shower.

by ChaChiRei August 25, 2016

Carpet Twat

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

by Riga 09 February 24, 2009