An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 06, 2023
Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.
1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.
by NuggetOfSins August 29, 2017
Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.
by repptile March 30, 2009
Guess That Card, colloquially known as "GTC", is a guessing card game played in a group of 2+ people. The dealer prompts a player to guess a single card prior to flipping over the top card in the deck. The player must name both suit and number. If the player is incorrect, the next player is prompted to guess a card. If the player is correct, they can name one of the other players to shotgun a beer. In some circles other players will join in on the shotgun, usually saying they did so "out of solidarity". If the player guesses the queen of spades and is correct, all other players have to shotgun. There exist some "unwritten rules" of the game, such as guessing the same card in successive rounds. Certain players describe this as "against the spirit of the game".
by pattycakespattcakesbakersman September 05, 2023
When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
by redfiredrummer June 06, 2020
"Wow, Card Kitti really simps for Jack!"
"But she doesn't have a crush on him anymore?"
"....she's a simp."
"But she doesn't have a crush on him anymore?"
"....she's a simp."
by Cardus Kittus June 25, 2020
a person, primarily a woman, that is usually prude that sends everyone cards for birthdays or other ocassions. this woman usually has very large breasts.
"dude that girl says she doesnt want to bone but she keeps sending me cards every holiday"
"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"
"she must be a card whore!!"
"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"
"she must be a card whore!!"
by ssjumper89 November 20, 2009