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Bath & Bed

When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.
Jordan’s had it, Bath & Bed for him…
by Anonymous Cardiff July 25, 2022
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crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022
mugGet the crumbs on the bedmug.

hotel bed

Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.
Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.
by Kinkybitch101 March 27, 2015
mugGet the hotel bedmug.

Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.
A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.
by Canela 61 August 12, 2022
mugGet the Bed knightmug.

geef bed

a completely sexed out bed, usually found at parties and/or in alleys.
you got a geef bed bro!
by pickle ricky November 11, 2018
mugGet the geef bedmug.

bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.
by mimbijones July 8, 2015
mugGet the bed-killermug.

Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.
My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him
by TayBoop September 1, 2023
mugGet the Bed Heelsmug.

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