vag wars

Don’t look it up on YouTube

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution

by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022

Vag Daps

Thrusting your pelvis at the pelvis of another in womanly celebration.

"vag daps all around"

OMG, those are some great new shoes.....VAG DAP!

by digitaldaggers July 14, 2010

vag gap

space between inner thigh leg and underwear

She had a vag gap right up to her g-string.

by begood December 12, 2014

vag-tag

A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.

Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!

by Kellyrippa December 3, 2011

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

Vag Thumb

A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag

KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours

by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010

Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009