Spooky Vag

A vagina that has a abortion and is forever haunted by the ghost baby.

Joe-Bro I just had sex with Jackie
Leo-Ewwew that hoe has a Spooky Vag

by King123qp October 15, 2018

gatling vag

Gatling Vag: What a woman has if she gives birth to triplets or more and/or has an excessive number of children.

I say: Man, These quintuplets are killing me! And my wife is pregnant again with triplets!

You say: Wow, she must have a gatling vag

by Phoenixfire1 February 9, 2014

Vag Head

When you suck her dry while she gives you head

DAmn my girlfriend and I did Vag Head

by Gape-Nation October 26, 2016

vag-tag

A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.

Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!

by Kellyrippa December 3, 2011

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

vag-nom

A nickname for oral pleasure of the female.

Person A: I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.

by drx2000 May 22, 2011

Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009