Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”

by juliaholton December 9, 2020

Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra

I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night

by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020

sponge

absorbs liquid like a towel

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋

by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021

Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

by Congressmen February 9, 2021