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you're done son

I term meaning "You are fucked" or "There's no way out". Often applied to non-severe issues such as a flat bike tire. However, it can also be used to taunt a friend when they encounter an legitimate reason to worry.

Another use implies threat.
Use 1
Person 1: "Dude, that ugly girl asked me out and I was so drunk I said yes!"
Person 2: "You're done son."

Use 2
Person 1 spills hot coffee all over some douche bag at the food court.

Douche Bag: "You're done son."
by Eastcoastvibe September 17, 2013
mugGet the you're done sonmug.

Cheers son's crying

A common response (by sports fans) to express annoyance, resentment or dissatisfaction when something displeasing is stated, typically used on English Association Football (soccer) Twitter pages.
FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE Team Lineups for Man City: Aguero misses out but Jesus starts
Aguero fanboy's response: Cheers son's crying
by Muz xd December 5, 2018
mugGet the Cheers son's cryingmug.

Oooo, Sorry Son!

when a person publicly points out another peson's misfourtunes for the public to laugh at. Another advancement made by The Great Tobar
Example 1

Roy: Andrew you are a twat!

Andrew: You don't even know what twat is!

Roy: Uh....

Andrew: Oooo, Sorry Son!

Example 2

Kid trips in front of the class

Tobar: Oooo, Sorry Son

Example 3

Mrs. Courtney: Excuse me Dan, go procreate yourself and suck eggs

Tobar: Oooo, Sorry Son
by el equis June 5, 2009
mugGet the Oooo, Sorry Son!mug.

Math-e-son

Colloquial slang for fuck boy, smooth operator, bulk ability to pull bitches, basically ladykiller
When approaching a female species act as though you're a Math-e-son , however beware you may need to bring a shanwow because bittys be drippin' afterwards. Look out for tidal waves
by pryan2163 March 27, 2015
mugGet the Math-e-sonmug.

stupid son of a bitch

A person who initially pisses u off because of their very presence and then pisses u off even more for their stupidity.
Annoying fuck: I fucked ur girlfriend last night.

Dude : U r one stupid son of a bitch...fuck you
by anon5555 October 12, 2009
mugGet the stupid son of a bitchmug.

Son Of A Twat Cake

similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James
"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.
by Cheesy Poofs Bitch September 13, 2006
mugGet the Son Of A Twat Cakemug.

You are my son

A term used to belittle someone, derived from Nicki Minaj's iconic rap verse "Bitch you my son, go and sit on the potty."

Saying this term usually means this person is beneath you, not on your level, or not worthy of your time. It can also mean that you are in control and this person needs to have several seats.
"You're ugly."
"You are my son, sit down."
by Shadera September 1, 2018
mugGet the You are my sonmug.

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