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Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022
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Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.
Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"
by mister delicious January 27, 2022
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Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011
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statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.
by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017
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Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"
by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016
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Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.
The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
by Textbook Status October 16, 2010
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gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
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