2 definitions by curtislow805

Hughjaculate

In reference to the utterly terrible movie, "Wolverine," played by Hugh Jackman. "Hughjaculation" is the process in which several pints, quarts, or sometimes gallons of semen are shot out of a disgustingly hairy, wolverine-like penis, often in a Ron Jeremy sort of fashion.

Curtis: hey, you know that weird kid, Dillon, that we went to school with?

Skylar: Yea, what about him?

Curtis: I heard that hairy bastard hughjaculated all over Melanie's face!!

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by curtislow805 September 8, 2012

gnar-status

a versatile term to describe anything out of the norm in a positive way. it could be to describe anything crazy, cool, intense, etc.

It's beyond good...it's straight-up Gnar-status!!

by curtislow805 July 28, 2011