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madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt
why are you being such a madre seal??
by clclclclcl July 13, 2015
mugGet the madre sealmug.

Water Sealing

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.
Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing
by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025
mugGet the Water Sealingmug.

Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn
...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool
by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017
mugGet the Sealed Acornmug.

Seal team six

to dunk one's hand into a glass of milk to retrieve an accidentally dropped cookie to prevent it from getting soggy
*drops cookie ito water
"Fuck it, i'm seal team six-ing this"
by Thundercats4eva February 19, 2015
mugGet the Seal team sixmug.

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'
Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020
mugGet the Canadian seal huntmug.

Seal has been broken

A male that has been emasculated, castrated, and sodomized. A male that has submitted to society. A male that has given up his ass.
Look at that sugary bitch. You know his seal has been broken.
by 10THou August 26, 2022
mugGet the Seal has been brokenmug.

Seal

To jerk off intensively
I sealed so hard after seeing nudes
by Coat69 June 15, 2018
mugGet the Sealmug.

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