Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

by kirtap628 January 30, 2018

Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.

' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"

by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021

Cat in the kitchen sink

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.

Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.

by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017

kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers

Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword

by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022

Natalya Kitchen

She’s the prettiest girl in this world. She shows more love than anyone and is really special. Anyone would be super lucky to have her.

Wow, I heard he’s dating Natalya Kitchen. He’s so lucky to be dating her.

by Daonewhoknocks November 20, 2023