Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007

Strip District Funk

An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.

James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.

by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009

Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.

"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"

by zeeon doodlebob October 11, 2019

T Funk Carry

When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.

Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!

by Cool_boomer1957 August 19, 2022

dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 17, 2023

Funking

Funking is when two or more people have sex while listening to funky music

My boyfriend and I funked last night we love funking

by Depressed tator tot February 07, 2019

G Funk

N./ substitute for bro, bruh, homie, etc.
Term of endearment

Yo, what’s up G Funk?!

by Superzane April 30, 2021