The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021
The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
by dankushmaymay June 01, 2015
When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
by Trollalalala December 29, 2017
by Giamt anus alex December 11, 2017
The act of mastrubation with high velocity repeated hand movements at the rate of 24/second. (Just like standard animated films). At this rate, hand movements become extremely blurry and hard to distinguish from a simple untrained eye.
The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.
The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.
by Don't Stop Me Now October 30, 2019
The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.
Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.
by MrMaclroy July 18, 2018
by lol rRed January 10, 2019