A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.
by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016
Get the dutch speedballmug. When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 5, 2018
Get the Dutch Lanternmug. by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013
Get the dutch windowcleanermug. When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
Get the Dutch Landingmug. Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.
"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."
by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016
Get the dutch heatermug. by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021
Get the pardon the dutchmug. by Señor Heisenberg June 28, 2016
Get the Dutch Supersoakermug.