Claire

The most beautiful ogre in the swamp. Has a thing for dilfs with money. Will most likely leave you for her brother named Ronald.

Me: You peasant.
Claire: *moaning*

by Frankbre420 October 17, 2022

Claire

A person so fake that they make u feel ill when being with them because you think know you are going to hell. In other words this person is a horrible role model for anyone but fun and makes u feel liked but u know deep down they hate you.

One girl:That Claire was a real bitch right?
Other girl:Oh yeah she said you smell like shit.

by Frogerz108 November 20, 2022

Claire

A girl who is tall with brown hair and wears glasses for only one eye. She is in theatre and has two close friends. She has this weird habit of kicking people in the shins and she needs to go to rehab for it.

Wow that Claire-such a queen! Does she know her it her birthday today!

I know like every guy in our school has a crush on her😼

by Cool beans27283672 December 6, 2021

on a Claire day

The word "clear" can be spoofed by substituting for the word "Claire"

On a Claire day you can see forever. eClaires are good to eat. Claire today and gone tomorrow.

by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021

claire

someone who has a very very low iq, no social ques and is a total bitch. doesn’t know how to control themselves and loves to cause havoc in other peoples lives for their own entertainment. but don’t no fret, you can always count on claire to give advice about relationships. not like every person who’s dated them are insane and immoral people ;)) but just like them, claire is a mean spirited person <3

“claire used me for ____ again.”
“are you surprised??”
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“claire lied to get out of ___.”

“thats claire for you”

by asilvermetalbowl October 26, 2022

Claire Tobin

She is the smartest, coolest, prettiest and the most daisy loving girl you will ever meet. If your her friend you SUPER lucky.

She is as cool as Claire Tobin

by NotThatPersonHEHE November 10, 2021

Claire

Blonde hair blue eyed girl that is very sweet. She may start out very shy and seems to overthink everything, but once you win her over she’s the best thing you could ever have. She’s fun to be around and very sarcastic so beware. A Claire is typically a person you would wanna marry and have kids with living in a beautiful house. Once y’all fall for each other you will be soulmates forever and ever.

Hey bro did u see Claire today?
Yeah bro I wanna be with her.

That would make life easy.

by Zach72219 January 27, 2021