A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”
by anonymous May 30, 2025

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009

An offensive word used to describe somebody of Italian descent. Pizza Burner is derived from the word Rice Burner, which is a Japanese person or product. Pizza burner is equivalently offensive to Italians like Nigger is to Blacks, and Beaner is to Mexicans.
"Look at all those Pizza Burners in there wife beaters driving around the Jersey Shore in the pimped out 1990's Honda"
P1 "Fuck you Pizza Burning Guinea!"
P2 "Kiss my Pizza Burner ass!"
P1 "Fuck you Pizza Burning Guinea!"
P2 "Kiss my Pizza Burner ass!"
by Guidoboy January 28, 2009

by R E I N October 3, 2017

by bushburner March 30, 2017

A Bunson Burner is the next step after you preform the Alaskan Snow Dragon. A sexual prank preformed in nature, gather 3 red-hot candies and string into an anal beads, then proceed to do anal. After which you will mention you have HIV.
by Juan445 October 2, 2020

What some people call a cheap disposable cell phone.
What is actually a gun that you've acquired illegally to smoke someone.
What is actually a gun that you've acquired illegally to smoke someone.
Incorrect: I bought a cheap cell phone to sell drugs, it's my burner.
Correct: Fool broke into the trap and stole the stash so I went and smoked him with the burner.
Correct: Fool broke into the trap and stole the stash so I went and smoked him with the burner.
by Noggin splitta September 14, 2020
