August 29

kendalls birthday

girl1: hey, it's August 29 do you know what day it is?
girl2: no??
girl1: it's kendalls birthday!
kendall: yup also known as the best day ever

by Sloppy Lips May 14, 2022

August 29

The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born

August 29 is stink

by ihykan January 16, 2024

August, 29

Tell people that lauhgs like a window getting washed , to do their jobs!

Hey, its august, 29 you have to do your job!!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

February 29

February 29 aka the day where you slap your least favorite teacher. It only happens once every 4 years so make it count!
Bonus points if it’s a brick

Student: yo teacher it’s February 29 you know what that means
Teacher: oh no shiver me timbers

by TheyloveLLL February 02, 2025

February 29

National ass day!

“Hey did u know that today is February 29 ?”
“And?”
“It’s the national ass day!!”
“Okay i think I’ll show you mine then hehe”

by Johhnyjoesta February 29, 2020

February 29

International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours

Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni

by Amongus the sussy January 17, 2024

29

a code word for a very kind and loving plan

“i’m so excited for 29”
“me too”
#512029

by nathan explosion foot licker May 27, 2025