Teakettling

1. The act of teabagging while simaltaneously exhausting gas from the anus into the mouth of a sleeping victim, it was known as none other than teakettling.
2. There is no other definition.

Justin decided that he was in the mood again and teakettled Ryan...twice. Ryan had to brush his teeth twice in the morning and use mouthwash, but still failed to get the awful taste out of his mouth. Ryan despises teakettling, and seeks revenge.

by Mr. Teakettle December 1, 2007

Teagen

a huge kiss ass. he's in a throuple with his big daddy and little bro. he loves them a little too much if you know what i mean.

"why is that boy fucking his brother?"
"damn that must be Teagen"
"Oh no..here comes big daddy"

by bootyliciousnessness December 31, 2019

teakettle

A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.

Stop being a teakettle! I hate hearing songs about bum bums and beavers!

by Zoozaphone May 5, 2006

Cock tease

My girlfriend.
God bless her soul.

She traced the outline of my penis with her forefinger, but went no further. What a cock tease!

by axzamxa November 25, 2011

sneeze tease

when a sneeze teeters on the edge of coming out but never does

Chris: Yeah man, when i was goin' down on her I thought I finally was about to make her orgasam.

Bill: And?

Chris: False alarm. It was just a sneeze tease.

by Djokomofo December 10, 2009

Facebook Tease

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.

Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease

by j0hn13y November 24, 2010

DICK TEASE

Any woman at all that uses a tampon.

the DICK TEASE needs to take off her make up, it's ruining her skin as bad as her soured vagina.

by royalprincesswhohatesrape&sex September 29, 2010