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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Swedish scammer

Same as indian scammers but they do something else. They say for example Gongrats you won scams that you open presents. And when you tap on one of these it comes up a porn image.
Denis: Oh no a swedish scammer! I can not remove the virus!
Scammer: Hahahahaha
by Shotgunner922 March 27, 2019
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Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.
"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"
by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020
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Swedish

Swedish is the name of swedens speakouts.

swedish "people" prefer xnxx instand of pornhub
1st - You know Magnus Uggla?
2th - what?
1st - The SWEDISH, MOTHERFUCKER SINGER MAGNUS UGGLA.
2th - oh, ofcourse. Yes.
by Mayor, MeMe. October 23, 2019
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Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person)

A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.
“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).
by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024
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Swedish Fish

A sweet, delectable, chewy candy developed by one of the worlds most iconic candy maker.
Fun fact - Swedish fish not only come in the top 10 on the worldwide favorites list but, also have a 17.4% higher sales record over avocados!
by smash1 June 9, 2022
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Swedish Delight

Another enigmatically-awesome limited release from Caldwell, the Caldwell Lost and Found Swedish Delight showcases an oily Ecuadorian Habano wrapper over Dominican binder and a propriety blend of vintage, long-leaf tobaccos from the Dominican Republic. This balanced blend recipe gives life to a silky and mellow tasting profile with poppin’ woody flavor. Keeping in line with the rest of the Lost & Found cigars, these are vintage sticks that Robert Caldwell “discovered” in his travels and re-branded for limited release. What can we say, the man has good taste.
The Caldwell Swedish Delight is one tasty smoke.
by Gainmymind December 20, 2021
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