Academic Support

1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"

Person 1: Yo, bro, wha'chu got next period?
Person 2: Academic Support.

by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018

concrete bridge support

Meaning 'Thick' (because concrete bridge supports are thick....)

Steve Clipperton still thinks that Brexit is a good idea, thus 90% of the UK public think Steve Clipperton is a concrete bridge support.

by DarkSparkz June 21, 2022

Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.

Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"

by a-mustache May 8, 2025

support scammer

Usually a Indian scammer that pulls words out their ass and put on a very bad american accent in order to scare you to make you pay large sums of money (like $100 for one time fix lol). These Indian scammers have no idea how to fix a computer (Or a calculator) and can't speak English at all.

Guy 1: Need help?
Guy 2: Nah i'll call tech support.
Guy 1: Make sure it's not one of those Indian bastards, they are support scammers.

by 54321man June 6, 2018

extensively supported

Supported by a very large audience, or the broad public.

Linux is extensively supported.

by big rizzler July 11, 2024

Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!

by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx June 4, 2018

Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.

Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022