Summer Camp

Summer camp is a place you send your kids to get treated terribly. They come back home all traumatized and quiet so that they don't shout as much. It's commonly used as a threat by a parent to make their child obey their orders. It's basically modern-day child neglect.
PARENT: Shut up or I'll send you to summer camp!
CHILD: 😨
by v1vdefineswords May 15, 2021
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summer fucker

that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.

Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
by trenchancy April 11, 2009
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summer swirler

A fine cocktail crafted from 1 part fla-vor-ice pop, 1 part vodka. Cut up the popsicle into little pieces, then pour over your favorite vodka. You'll need to swirl it around for about 15 seconds before it tastes good - hence the name!
Who wants a refreshing summer swirler!
by rcalley July 12, 2014
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Summer Crust

When you jack off on a sandwich that you left out in the sun.
Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .

Scully- Dude your a summer crust.

Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.
by KING DAVO December 02, 2009
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summer hand

after coming back from a long trip, or summer vacation for students, and your handwriting is absolutely horrible. It takes around a week to get rid of summer hand.
Teacher: Jimmy, what the hell is this.
Jimmy: It's my essay, Mrs. Shliken
Teacher: This is ridiculous, I can't even read it.
Jimmy: Well i'm sorry Mrs. Shliken, I'm suffering from severe summer hand. I havn't written a word all summer!
by dpwupam August 25, 2010
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hoodies in summer

someone whos so fat they wear a hoody in the summertime to hide their figure
Tom: Yo, dat bitch gots dem' flabbys

Brandon Olsen: Yeah dude, total hoodies in summer.
by Brandon Olsen May 27, 2008
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summer bunnies

Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.
summer bunnies, urban models
by Dwyane Darden August 04, 2007
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