Blowin' The Sheets

1. When your dryer breaks and you have to finish drying your sheets with a blow dryer.

2. When yo gurl given you da brain and she don't want dat extra knowledge shootin da back of her throat, so she wraps yo knob wit da sheets as if it were some type o' condom, birth control shit.

1. Kyle's sheets were wet, so he put them in the dryer to dry. The dryer had some sort of malfunction, so Kyle just blew 'em dry with his mom's blow dryer.

2. Earnest: Yo my nigga ralph, my bitch was given me dat brain in da library yestaday and she took 'dese sheets out her jansport backpack and went to town on my dick!

Ralph: OH SHIT! I heard bout dat blowin' the sheets move, heard dats illegal in 30 countries.

Earnest: Ya nigga shit's a straight felony

by ShlomoBeyer December 22, 2010

skeet puddle

This typically happens during the process of skeeting. It is when you pull out and shoot your entire load into the biotche's eye socket.

"Hold still bitch"
"Fucker, now I have to clean up this skeet puddle"

by ezal June 11, 2006

skeet bear

awkward mammal that cannot control itself

hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear

by awkwardneedstobeknown June 1, 2009

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails

That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!

by Kodine419 August 25, 2010

under my sheets

when someone is being really flirty

(used in the same way as someone “getting under your skin”)

Ex 1. “What’s cookin good lookin.”
“You trying to get under my sheets or what?”

Ex 2. “Dude yesterday at school Bailey was getting under my sheets bruh. She was saying some things that made me want her then n there.”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

between the sheets

to have sex, be intimate

im gonan get between the sheets with them for sure.

by JaeRae March 22, 2004