Full Status 

Marine Corps terminology and/or slang;

1. Referring to being in a highly intense state of intoxication.

2. The absolute most inebriated one can be while being conscious

(See Obliterated)

GySgt Smith: "How drunk was he Marine?"

Cpl Gavin: "Oh, he was fuckin' Full Status Gunny"

Full Status by BROSKEW May 27, 2009

ocean status 

when a girl becomes very wet to where it's like an ocean.
hence the phrase, ocean status

mark: so i was with my girlfriend the other day and i fingered her and it was so wet, like ocean status.

cassi: the other day when i was at the mall, i saw this guy and automatically became ocean status

ocean status by markuhchicken October 1, 2009

Legend Status 

"Legend Status" is a viral term used on anybody who is deemed a "legend" by at least 2 people. There are 2 legend statuses - Verified, and Un-Verified. With Verifeid being higher-up compared to the alternative.

He is a total legend! He has Verified Legend Status.

Legend Status by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020

Jo Status 

When you have a lot of toxic fans that ruin the fun for everybody.

Person 1: "Yeah let's invite Jim over for dinner later!"
Person 2: "Hmm, doesn't Jim kind of have Jo status?"
Person 1: "Yeah, it's better that we don't, then."

Jo Status by cloy! April 8, 2021

Post Dramatic Status Disorder 

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends

Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.

Post Dramatic Status Disorder by JaMarko November 25, 2011

Capital Status 

Something that is real gangsta or real fly. Something of the absolute highest order. The best of the best.

Wow, did you see that kid's new 2007 Escalade with the clear see through 22" rims. That's Capital Status cuz. Nobody can do it better than that.

Capital Status by CMCrown July 24, 2007

Whale Status 

Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.

A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.

"hey bill did you see mike's new girlfriend, that fat bitch is on whale status!"

Whale Status by big moe dorito April 17, 2009