Diddly squat

A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.

It also means a very short person

Yo bro I can't see diddly squat

Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!

Diddly squat by Mcshlongs4u July 22, 2023

widdly squat 

Female method of watering the lemon tree.

Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.

widdly squat by Mr Dribble July 25, 2023

Doodle-squat 

Doodle-squat is a term for aimlessly drawing or scribbling, often done during boring meetings or classes. It's like turning a piece of paper into a canvas for your wandering mind, producing whimsical or nonsensical sketches.

Usage Example 1: "While the professor droned on about quantum physics, Maria found herself in the world of doodle-squat, creating a menagerie of fantastical creatures."

Usage Example 2: "The corporate meeting was so tedious that the entire team resorted to doodle-squat to pass the time."

Doodle-squat by dgassadf October 13, 2023

cum squat 

When you nut in a girl and she squats then farts it out.

"Bro I just nutted in this chick and she might get pregnant"

"Have her do a cum squat!"

cum squat by wildman_69 October 24, 2023

Twat squat 

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

Twat squat by Assclap90k November 17, 2023

Tamagotchi Squat 

It's an Asian squat while playing games on a handheld device.

Every time I see my wife in the kitchen, she's pullin a Tamagotchi Squat.

Tamagotchi Squat by David from Cumming February 26, 2024

judo squat 

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring

person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat

judo squat by come hawk March 20, 2024