Sponge

A discord admin who has traded sleep for Ape $ex legends.

Quit being a sponge! close apex and go to sleep

by Intention_01 April 16, 2022

Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)

Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room”

by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018

National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

by Hecate69 April 18, 2019

mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

Sponge bob

Some one who sucks up info and then drys out and forgets

Omg you are such a sponge bob

by Bob 😉 December 20, 2017

shit sponge

Simply Michelle, that's it.

"Did you see that shit sponge"

by Hurhrjrj June 18, 2017

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019