2 7 split

A 2-7 split is a hand you can be delt in Texas Hold em. It is composed of a 2 and a 7 of different suits, and is one you should quickly fold on because if you actually take the time to count, you'd realise that you have a very low chance a straight or a flush. Even if you manage a pair, 2s and 7s are considered low pairs and can be beaten easily.
"You bet 5 white chips with a 2 7 split? Loser!"
by ramdonperson May 02, 2006
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Split-level bungalow

An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.

Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.
Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?

Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?

Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?

Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.
by Slim_Jim October 22, 2008
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Split tail juice

Secretions from a vagina

Cummings from a pussy

Juices from a moose knuckle

Drippings from a female

Also know as a snail trail
She came so hard, her split tail juice was running down my thighs.
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split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed
She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm
by killertherand November 27, 2003
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Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!
My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer
by Centrol Boys June 27, 2011
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split your difference

to get pumped real hard by a big dick/dildo
he split my difference lastnight
by most of all June 05, 2003
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split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
by aerick thomas September 20, 2007
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