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Pirate Speak 🏴 ☠️

A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh
Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 1, 2020
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leet speak

cool words like L337 and PWN3D gamers use.
man that n00b tried to step up to my 1337 skills and got pwn3d!
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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1337 speak

talking in a way that places numbers in the place of certian letters
1 = l or i
2 = R
3 = b
4 = A
5 = S
6 = G
7 = T
0 = O
"h0ly sh1t 1 ju5t pwn3d that n00b!"
by sylen.emu June 6, 2003
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Speak to me Goose...

A request for input, information, direction or a clue from a fellow traveler.

Maverick (Tom Cruise) to his back-seater Goose (Anthony Edwards) as they are about to engage their adversary in a dogfight.
Driving and nearing my destinantion - but uncertain of the exact location - I said to my co-pilot "Speak to me Goose..."

Waiting for my laptop to boot up... "Speak to me Goose!"
by doc finch November 21, 2010
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leet speak

by exodus April 29, 2004
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Spadaro

(1) A vertically challenged italian woman. Usually has a tiny mouth and nice jams. Always eats healthy foods unless alcohol is involved.

(2) Someone with several bank accounts.
Dang, did you see that spadaro walk in? She just ordered a ton of food, she must be hammered!

or

How many bank accounts do you have? What are you, some sort of spadaro?
by No Big Deal April 10, 2008
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sedan

dogcrap- I have gone back in time to 1895!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004
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