Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 13, 2020

Spears-shear

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

by Bustya Lipbitch April 25, 2008

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg March 02, 2012

spear holders

Spear holders

Look at those spear holders robbing the store

by Wbw November 16, 2020

The Spears Effect

An effect where any song remixed with Britney spear's hit song "Toxic" instantly makes it a better sounding song.

Why does Astronaut in the Ocean sound only good with Toxic? The Spears effect, that's why.

by wungabunga January 27, 2022

bitney spears

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

Ryan Spears

A bitch.

Ryan Spears

by The Ryan Spears December 09, 2022