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by  September 21, 2022
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No show no speak

A quote meaning: “If you don’t want people to talk about something, then don’t show it off. Or in more technical terms, don’t have it easily visible at all.”

The quote teaches the lesson that unfortunately most people use visible first impressions to determine a person’s entire character. So only show off things you know will either go down well, or at the very least you can back up when criticism is thrown your way.
Person A: “Dude I keep getting picked on for apparently being a furry cause I have Sonic The Hedgehog as my profile picture

Person B: “Well, sorry bro, but unfortunately No show no speak, that’s just the way it is.”
by Teamorson July 20, 2025
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Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.
If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.
by humm1n June 18, 2021
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Speak

The address of this place you seek…
It is where the geese speak great…
And away went your plate.
Speak I did…
I really should invest in a lid
by a dream and 💔 July 31, 2024
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speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
by JudeMer April 28, 2009
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Garrick Speak

A language unique to Garrick based on English but no one else can understand it
by PetorCheator February 28, 2024
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Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent
Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”
by myleslikesman April 4, 2022
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