Spaghetti Take-Out

The action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. Blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
See also Bad Idea

Woman 1: Wow, you're hot, I wanna give you a Slur-Pee
Woman 2: No, not today, I'm more red than 1963 Russia.
Woman 1: Well, in that case, how about some Spaghetti Take-Out?
Woman 2: Hmm...
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
Woman 2: My stomach hurts, I'm hungry, I want chocolate, I want to go shopping, you don't love me anymore, etc.

by Kirby Riot (Big Jillie) November 25, 2004

Flag

Get the Spaghetti Take-Out mug.

Manhattan Spaghetti Special

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.

Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

by pistolpeete June 01, 2009

Flag

Get the Manhattan Spaghetti Special mug.

East Texas Spaghetti

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.

I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister

by KillRacism May 02, 2019

Flag

Get the East Texas Spaghetti mug.

spaghetti sauce chubrock

1: The fusion of a spaghetti sauce dildo attached to the center portions of the Fazoli's tomato mascot.
2: (A crude version)Take a regular chubrock and toss some spaghetti sauce on the flesh colored dildo...bam!, you got yourself a spaghetti sauce chubrock.

"This chubrock could only be topped with a warm serving of spaghetti sauce. Luckily we are here at Fazoli's and have plenty to spare."

by andyfellovernet June 09, 2003

Flag

Get the spaghetti sauce chubrock mug.

Flying Spaghetti Monster

This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.

Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.

by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 14, 2010

Flag

Get the Flying Spaghetti Monster mug.