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sock goblins

The sock goblins are the archenemies of the sock gnomes. Their role is to sneak into your house at night and replace all the socks the the sock gnomes have stolen. It has been noted that this never really equates to a full pair of socks. See sock gnomes for more information. This phenomenon also applies to any missing object that one cannot find for days that suddenly turns up.
Aah... i'd been looking for this sock for weeks, the sock goblins must have brought it back... I wonder where the other sock is?
by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004
mugGet the sock goblinsmug.

socked up

To get you're ass beat...
Damn,"that Mother Fucker got socked up!"
by Makaveli42069 December 3, 2009
mugGet the socked upmug.

white socks

Code word for cocaine. Alias for when you don't want everyone and their mama to know when your trying to get the hook up on some cocaine. Another way of keeping your sack a secret amongst a bunch of free loading suckas!!
Q: What's up with that game today?

A: What game you talking about?

Q: That freaking white socks game bro?

A: Oh that game, the score is off the hook!
by Sir Charles September 24, 2007
mugGet the white socksmug.

Masturbation Sock

A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.
Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes

Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
by Duhfee July 23, 2012
mugGet the Masturbation Sockmug.

eat sock

getting kicked in the face; a sock in the mouth
whomp that bitch. make her eat sock.
by snackbar February 14, 2009
mugGet the eat sockmug.

Sock Addict

Someone who masturbates with a sock too much and gains friction burns.
by kurtispwnsall February 24, 2009
mugGet the Sock Addictmug.

sock sniffer

someone who samples their own odor
sock sniffer; taking your shoe off and putting your foot to your nose; wiping your ass and putting the toilet paper to your nose
by the last mr. biggs December 20, 2007
mugGet the sock sniffermug.

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