The sock goblins are the archenemies of the sock gnomes. Their role is to sneak into your house at night and replace all the socks the the sock gnomes have stolen. It has been noted that this never really equates to a full pair of socks. See sock gnomes for more information. This phenomenon also applies to any missing object that one cannot find for days that suddenly turns up.
Aah... i'd been looking for this sock for weeks, the sock goblins must have brought it back... I wonder where the other sock is?
by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004
Get the sock goblinsmug. by Makaveli42069 December 3, 2009
Get the socked upmug. Code word for cocaine. Alias for when you don't want everyone and their mama to know when your trying to get the hook up on some cocaine. Another way of keeping your sack a secret amongst a bunch of free loading suckas!!
Q: What's up with that game today?
A: What game you talking about?
Q: That freaking white socks game bro?
A: Oh that game, the score is off the hook!
A: What game you talking about?
Q: That freaking white socks game bro?
A: Oh that game, the score is off the hook!
by Sir Charles September 24, 2007
Get the white socksmug. A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.
Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes
Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
by Duhfee July 23, 2012
Get the Masturbation Sockmug. by snackbar February 14, 2009
Get the eat sockmug. by kurtispwnsall February 24, 2009
Get the Sock Addictmug. sock sniffer; taking your shoe off and putting your foot to your nose; wiping your ass and putting the toilet paper to your nose
by the last mr. biggs December 20, 2007
Get the sock sniffermug.