stevie smith

Pussy ass bitch mother fucker

I really hate this Stevie Smith kid

by Corbin's a bitch December 23, 2015

Henry Smith

The whitest man alive.

Henry Smith had a great vacation in Iceland....

by Hanky panky September 14, 2017

mike smith

somebody with nerve problems

Mike Smith has some really bad nerve problems

by user746_69 November 22, 2022

broseph smith

your mormon friend

I gotta go pick up my BROSEPH SMITH at his temple after I get off work.

by sillysixpins April 19, 2009

Will Smith "I Am Legend" Type Shit

An area in which is no longer inhabited because some fucked up shit happened.

1. I played CoD4... I know what Chernobyl looks like! That's some Will Smith "I Am Legend" type shit

by Gprime8989 August 9, 2009

Smith Center, KS

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen

Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.

by MastaRoe February 6, 2010

fart smith

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007