A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.
Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
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metaphor: To defecate any of numerous elongate mostly marine carnivorous fishes with heterocercal caudal fins and tough skin covered with small toothlike scales.
"hey mate, you'll be around to help me move on the weekend yeah?"
"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"
"Yeah i'm more likely to Shit Out A Shark, ya fuck knuckle"
by SharkFunk April 30, 2010
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by JulianDB January 25, 2017
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Sailey was drinking her 4th hand grenande and found a plastic shark on Bourbon Street. She stuck it in her pants and chased men but started feeling a burning sensation and then died hence contracting the deadly Bourbon Street Shark Bite!
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by chuck prince January 30, 2008
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You can't trust that Matt guy, he's a shark in silk pajamas. In the end he'll come back to bite you because he is obviously still a dangerous shark.
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