spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

21st Century Surveillance

see...EYE IN THE SKY...STAWKA DEANGELOS....DIRTY COWARDS....DEW(DIRECT ENERGY WEAPONS).

21ST CENTURY SURVEILLANCE, youll have absolutely no privacy. 21st century surveillance the USA law enforcement is using weapons of war on its citizens. what else is new.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

mrs. surven

MRS> SURVEN SUCKS ASS BECAUSE SHES SO RETARDED TO EVEN GET HER HEAD OUT OF HER ASS. SHE LIKES GIVING YOU FUCKING REFERRALS FOR EVRY FUCKING THING SHE DOES NOT AGREE WITH.

Man: who is that?
me: THAT IS THAT FUCKING RETARD MRS. SURVEN

by HEHE I STOLE HER UWUS June 4, 2019