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Mr.Slippery Fist 

noun:

1. A mythilogical hero who is known for his slippery fist. It is not known if this fist is in reality covered in a slippery substance or if he is simply agile and is able to "slip" through your defences.

2. What you can affectionately call your fist (if it is lubricated) as it is about to penetrate your victim's orfice.
Rodion: "It is a know fact the Mr.Slippery Fist led a hard childhood. However, after he visited the cave and defeated the demon, he realized that he could do anything he wanted to do, and thus became a great hero of his time."

Joe: "Very intresting..."

Rodion discreetly dips his fist into a jar of vasaline...

Rodion (whispers to his fist): "It's time Mr. Slippery Fist...it is time..."

Rodion (yells): "MR SLIPPERY FIST...ENGAGE!!!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"

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Alternate Ending

Rodion (yells): "GO GO GADGET MR.SLIPPERY FIST!"

Joe: "Oh shit...!"
Mr.Slippery Fist by Argonak April 11, 2008
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getting slippery 

getting slippery by Brady1917 September 5, 2016

Drown the Slippery Otter 

To "Drown the Slippery Otter" is to have sex for the first time, preferably with an attractive partner. The term was coined from the TV show, "Clone High."
"Have you seen that girl's ass!? It's built like the space shuttle! Oh this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter!" -Clone High

The slippery snake 

When a guy slips his dick in and out of a girl while she is sleeping

The slippery Musketeers 

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P
The slippery Musketeers by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

deck slippery 

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.
Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.
deck slippery by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

The slippery Charlotte 

When a girl named Charlotte is doing a one handed hand stand whilst fingering herself with the other hand while a man is laying on the floor receiving one handed, hand stand push up head
Me and this chick did the slippery Charlotte last night mann