Sausage Scarf

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.

2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.

by SF720 September 11, 2015

Sausage Backspin

The act, of balancing on your dick, then proceeding to spin while reciting Despacito, on your sexual partner.

what the fuck was that you just did! says Barbera, "Why, it was a Sausage Backspin my dear"

by YaboiArabCaillou December 10, 2018

Curry Sausage

An Asian mans big cock.

Boy:Man, he's huge!
Girl:And I heard he has a Curry Sausage!

by Fap12321 January 20, 2012

Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

by MLCpl August 6, 2010

Spicy Italian Sausage

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.

Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"

by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019

sausage fears

a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia

"Why is Derek afraid of hugging Jonathan?" "He's got mad sausage fears, bro."

by Bro Needs A Babysitter June 28, 2015

polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 3, 2005