ashlee simpson

A true battler in the music industry..who has stood tall through-out her downfalls.

For those who give her shit for the SNL incident..perhaps you should actually watch the episode of the "Ashlee Simpson Show" (is on MTV) that actually shows you how badly her voice dies on her the morning of the show. There was no way possible she couldve sang (id know this because I am also a singer)..and actually goes to the SNL producers and tells them that she has to pull out..they then tell her just to lip sync it through because no one ill know..NOT Ashlees fault at all..i felt sorry for her..so theres the actual fact of the matter..as for her "trying" to be punk..shes an idividual and proud of it..GO ASHLEE!

by Ebz_elise88 July 20, 2008

Simptom

a trait that when expressed by a person reveals that they are a simp.

"Oh, yeah, Nate's obviously a simp, he's got all of the classic simptoms."

by Sororita July 29, 2020

jessica simpson

A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!

She's a jessica simpson

by Kaleema February 28, 2005

jessica simpson

a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.

you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!

by ashlee November 10, 2004

Marge Simpson

Stupid-ass bitch who has the worst voice ever, ruins almost every single Simpson episode, and basically is shit. All day long.

Marge Simpson, with the most raspy, shitty voice: "Homie, stop doing that entertaining and funny thing, and come here to be pussy-whipped, etc."

by Marge hater December 28, 2005

Simplona

Used to describe a Latin woman with no refined tastes. Bad words easily flow from her mouth, she is sloppily dressed, and smells like armpit and beer. Speaks without thinking and beats her kids with her purse or her belt. Loose woman with no values.

Latin people's version of white trash.

"Esa vieja simplona apesta a pura cerveza."
"That old simplona stinks of beer."

"Me la heche ala vieja simplona."
"I shagged the old simplona."

by Sound of Music August 8, 2008

Blo-J Simpson

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.

Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night

by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011