simping

Simping is when you like women on the internet. The more you like women on the internet, the simpier it is.

1: I am subscribed to Pokimane.
2: SIIIIIIIIIMP

simping

by Ottomagic Critic September 24, 2020

Simple Person

To be a simple person, one is not required to think much; Not have elaborate thoughts. Of simple characteristics. An ignorant, foolish, or gullible person. A simpleton; fool.

One that does not take direction well is known as a simple person.

Someone who drives with their blinker on and does not turn is a simple person.

Example of a simple person's actions: An individual that takes too many shots at the bar and wonders why they are so hungover then next day.

Most young college girls are simple.

Anyone who loves Nickelback is simple and has simple taste.

Kim Kardashian is a simple person for being married for less than 2 1/2 months.

by Pdoubleyou January 10, 2012

Simple Henry

Oh Henry, you know a simple henry is a henry that is simple. as in stupid. a stupid person not necessarily named Henry.

"Xenophobic means afraid of foreign people, not pizza grease. You're such a Simple Henry!"

by Bethy December 15, 2004

simple plan

Simple Plan are a hot band from canada full of so totally hot guys who are so totally hot. Not all emo's cut themselves and Simple Plan are not a band full of whiny ass bitches when you say whiny ass bitch you must be looking in a mirror or talkning about your self F**KER!!

i went and saw simple plan last night. It made me feel so good i will be happy for the rest of the week then im going to walk my dog and not cut myself because im not a sterotypical emo like some people in here think they are!

by mega emo ranger tagzo August 12, 2006

simple thing

a simple minded person, derogatory

"jesus fucking christ you simple thing, you thought that was a mens bath room?!

by fireintheholelander May 30, 2006

simple plan

Simple plan dont sing that great, but they have more talent than the people who post how lame they are. Simple plan is famous, and are the losers who type out "I hate simple plan they shood die!!"? No. Simple plan is better then they'll ever be... unless they become a doctor, or have a better/more famous band then them....

John: "Simple plan sux. they should die."
Tina: "At least they dont make a living pumping gas!"

by Lilah October 3, 2006

sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.

Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke

by ignor September 18, 2004