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shitty hindu

A combination of the Hindu Dot, the Arabian Goggles, and the Gonzo Nose. Essentially, one places their crap-laden asshole on the forehead of the sexual partner to produce a dot reminiscent of the dot's many Hindi's wear. In the process, one places the testicles over the eyes of the partner, and for good measure, places the penis over the nose so as to represent the elongated nose of Gonzo the muppet.
Tyler really wanted to show his girlfriend who was boss, so he gave her the Hindu Dot with the Arabian Goggles, and for good measure he slapped on the Gonzo Nose - now that's a Shitty Hindu!
by xer0negative December 28, 2007
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SHITTYMCFUCKERMUFFIN

THE BEST WORD EVER. like its muffins made of sex. its like sextastic like paul mccartney, john lennon, ringo starr and george harrison are. like SEX.
john: YOUR A SHITTYMCFUCKERMUFFIN!

paul: SEXNUGGETS!
by beatlesaresex January 26, 2010
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shittybitch

An interjection that combines both "shit" and "bitch", thereby giving it high status in the world of profanity.
Guy 1: Dude, I did you mom.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: Your girlfriend's fuckin' ugly.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: 2-dollar whores are better than 10-dollar whores.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!
by aman13 December 20, 2010
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poo ass shitty

the superlative for all things crappy. If something sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where the fecal matter comes from, then be shitty.
Dom: Hey, did you go to the open mic night last night, i heard it was pretty good.

Preston: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all....I mean really, it was poo ass shitty!
by DPdaix November 7, 2008
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Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.
Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.
by McOwnage August 14, 2016
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shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.
ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,
by amanda357454 January 12, 2009
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