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albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.
"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."
by goatsniffer January 18, 2008
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Rape Shower

The word "Rape Shower" which is the actual act of taking a shower because you feel so ashamed.
Even though "servicing himself" was very pleasurable, Jason could not oversomce his shame for what he had done to his body, so he tried to "clean" himself with a rape shower, but nothing could bring back his hand's virginity.
by Captain Black Eye Patch September 19, 2005
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shower party

The tradition of a same-sex group gathering for the purpose of showering together. Usually the activity takes place with the most intimate of friends who are comfortable enough to bond in nude. The activity generally celebrates positive themes of group friendship, such as ethnic diversity or similar taste in music, and can last from fifteen minutes to an hour, depending on the slowest person to "finish". (originates from the state Washington, United States)
Hey Ricardo, don't miss the shower party tonight! We are welcoming a new friend and we're probably going to put on the Kill Bill 2 soundtrack.
by Greenray April 6, 2009
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Nig Shower

When a person, who is too lazy or in a hurry, takes a shower by spraying perfume or cologne all over to mask there stench.
Luke: "Dude i was in such a hurry today that I had to take a nig shower."

Will: "I do that almost everyday, but it's just because I'm to lazy."
by N. Igger October 19, 2009
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Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one
I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe
by Cill-bert March 9, 2009
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fast food shower

Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.
Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.
by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010
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