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Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021
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Nut-shame

When a man gets the BIG horn and it takes hold of him like a demon and he sleeps with someone that he doesn't really want to because of said demon. The demon then leaves his body in the form of white sticky love piss and he returns to his normal self. The immediate remorse and regret felt following the demon's departure is nut-shame.
*at party*

Guy 1: I just fucked the ugliest gremlin of a girl, let's get out of here before anyone finds out
Guy 2: Ahh pal, instant nut-shame.
by The brickyard beaver September 26, 2019
mugGet the Nut-shamemug.

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.
My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"
by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021
mugGet the Shaming the Pipemug.

Claim of Shame

When you have to claim on your phone insurance after destroying it the night before in a drunken rage
You see that hungover motherfucker in T-Mobile with his broke ass phone, that's for sure a Claim of Shame
by Johnpricey February 16, 2019
mugGet the Claim of Shamemug.

screen shame

To shame someone for using a smartphone in a social situation where it is rude to do so.
There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.
by humanifold March 27, 2019
mugGet the screen shamemug.

Virus shamed

A vibrant effort to keep people away due to COVID-19.
My sister was supposed to come visit from LA but my brother virus shamed her and she cancelled her plans.
by Ntrouble July 20, 2020
mugGet the Virus shamedmug.

Cart shaming

Expressing your feelings to someone who has too many items in their shopping cart. Resulting in nothing left on the shelves
I was at the store yesterday and this dude had all kinds of hand sanitizers, toilet paper and baby wipes.. After I realized he was a store employee u apologized for cart shaming him
by nickylags March 20, 2020
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